办公室里的妙语连珠

Episode 1-
Al:"You know how they call people who know two languages?"
Me:"Bilingual."
Al:"You know how they call them if they know three languages?"
Me:"Trilingual?"
Al:"You know how they call them if they only know one language?"
Me:"uh..I don't know."
Al:"American."

Episode 2-
Luan:"I believe avoiding a problem doesn't make it go away. You think so, Phil?"
Phil:"Oh yeah, I guess. I avoid you all the time, but you show up everyday."

Episode 3-
Andrew:"Miss Ellen, please check the clearance between these two piers. I'm afraid they are too close."
Me:"Sure, will do."
Al:"Mr. Andrew, I have a question."
Andrew:"My pleasure, Mr. Allan."
Al:"If the piers are too close together, will that increase peer[pier] pressure?"

Episode 4-
Luan:"You know what's Capital Punishment?"
Phil:"Of course. You're the one who doesn't know english."
Luan:"They call it Marriage."